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 Another
Jason K. exclusive! (updated by Moosechick)
• You find yourself
checking the weather
maps to see what the weather is like in Roslyn/Cicely. [Snoqualmie
Pass Cams]
• You're thinking
about buying a Harley.
• You excuse yourself
from Christmas dinner so you can go take a peek at the NX Christmas marathon.
• When you watch a
TV show and see a snowy landscape, you think to yourself "Boy, I bet this show
was influenced by NX!"
• Sometimes you wonder
what Hayden Keyes is doing right now.
• You already have
all 110 episodes on tape, but you're thinking about taping them all again to
get higher quality. [or DVD!]
• On Halloween you
dress up as Adam.
• Before going to
bed every night, you scan all the channels to make sure there isn't some made-for-cable
movie on starring Cynthia Geary, John
Corbett, or Janine Turner.
• You subscribe to
the alt.animals.moose newsgroup just for
the heck of it. (Updated: or follow a moose group on Pinterest)
• When TV Guide compares
a new show to NX, you think to yourself "Yeah, right..."
• You decide not to
go out on New Year's Eve because you might miss an interesting post on the NX
newsgroup.
• Just hearing the
name "Iris DeMent" makes you weep instantly.
• You begin to reconsider
the films of Bergman simply
because Ed likes them.
• You're constantly
whining about there being no real-life radio stations as good as KBHR. (Updated: there is one now!)
• When you meet a
stranger and strike up a conversation, it's only a matter of time before you
ask "Have you ever seen Northern Exposure?"
• You'll actually
sit through a Pauly Shore film just because Janine Turner is in it.
• You're proud to
be from the same state that John Cullum is from.
• You attempt to build
a fling in your back yard and get strange glances from
the neighbors.
• When you go birdwatching
and see a unique bird, you wonder if Holling or Ruth-Anne
has this bird on their life list.
• You're willing to
watch any movie that is set in Alaska just because it makes you think of NX.
• You go out of your
way to see concerts by such musical acts as Bela Fleck, Lionel Hampton, and
The Coasters, hoping to hear one of the tunes that was played on NX.
• Realizing that "The
Russian Flu" is airing on A&E, you suddenly cancel your big hiking trip so you can get a five-second
glimpse of Maggie in her pilot's get-up.
• You send more email
to cyber-cicelians than to family members.
• You sometimes wonder
if the sixth season wasn't a bad dream and that perhaps you'll wake up tomorrow
and find that NX is still on the air and Joel is still
in Cicely and all is well.
• You're on a life-long
search to find a bar as cool as The Brick.
• And when you do
find a half-decent bar, you request that they put antlers on the walls and serve
mooseburgers.
• You were devastated
when Morty passed on.
• You quit your job
because it interfered with your NX-related activities.
• Your constant worrying
over inconsequential numbers: the ages of the characters, the dates of events,
the population of CicelyÑkeeps you awake at night.
• You annoy your friends
and family by constantly playing your homemade NX music tapes in your car.
• You often wonder
if you've read every magazine and newspaper article
that mentions NX.
• You doubt an NX
reunion movie would be successful, but you'd love to see 'em try it anyway.
• Even though you
think you've found "Miss Right," you hold off on getting married because you
still think you might have a shot at Janine Turner or Cynthia Geary.
• Even though you
live in Tennessee, you walk out onto your porch every night to look for the
aurora borealis.
• You unknowingly
begin to emulate Adam's hygiene habits. After attending your local circus, you
demand a refund because there was no flying man.
• You'd love to hear
Chris Stevens read Call of the Wild in its entirety.
• Just hearing the
words "Monday night" still makes you feel funny.
• You'd give anything
to have Maurice's wax figure decorating your living
room.
• You wonder if eating
lots of spicy food just before bedtime will increase your chances of having
Joel's "Simply Irresistible" dream.
• Seeing what good
it did for Chris, you think a little time behind bars might do you some good.
• You don't think
it's extreme to empty your bank account, quit your job, and travel half-way
across the county to something called a Moosefest;
in fact, it seems perfectly reasonable.
• You'd love to work
at Ruth-Anne's store, even if it meant taking a
huge pay cut.
• Even though you
hate almost everything Maurice stands for, well... darn it, you still love the
guy!
• Just hearing the
words "Doc Capra" makes you yawn instantly.
• When you refer to
the early 90s as the "good ol' days," your friends just stare at you, puzzled.
• You feel bad, even
guilty, when you miss an NX episode on A&E.
• You think the people
of Cicely are perfectly normal; it's everyone else who's eccentric.
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